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contortgroup consults companies that do business on the web (especially startups) on product design, enrollment practice, positioning strategy, & outsourcing remediation.

contortgroup is actually just one person, Tom Gibbons. In the halcyon days of 1998, it was the style to fake being a big company working in a big "suite." Needless to say, the name stuck.

We branch out with our own ventures too.

  
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December 4th
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Some truth in this. Still, guns + common sense are a winning combination.

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